Mad-House-1

My ceramic department is a madhouse. If you ever have the good chance of passing by the gate of the ceramic department, and then if by some bad omen, you find yourself stepping into the madhouse, you'll, in a very short time, come to know the extent of madness that revels under the reeking armpits of the dickhead professors there.
Yes, I proudly proclaim that I'm a dickhead too. So are my branchmates. So is everyone else who has had the lifetime opportunity of pursuing his or her B.Tech in the ceramic department that is one and only one of its kind in the whole wide world.
But, I wasnt a dickhead before coming here. Nor was I a dickhead during the first year that I spent in my college. It was only after I entered the second year and with it my ceramic department, that the first symptoms of my dickheadedness started to show up. It's an infection here in this department. Whoever enters it, spends some "quality" time here, tends to become a dickhead. Many of us escape. Like I'd do next year. But some unfortunate guys stay back. They become professors and readers and lecturers and what not. They slowly climb up the ladder in the department and simultaneoulsy stoop down the ladder to moronic hell. By the time they have spent more then ten years, they are sunk in the deep shit-pond of dickheadedness. They have become what their students often call them, "real dickhead".

Spare a thought for us. As I already stated, many of us manage to escape. But the escape is only cosmetically successful. On the outside, a passed out ceramic engineer is like that POW who has been to hell, spent some time there, died a thousand deaths of boredom, and still been able to return to the outside world. On the inside though, the scars of the wounds that a ceramic engineer sustains during his purgatory in the madhouse-hell, continue bleeding. His mental state was rendered a fatal blow during that system-induced cleansing that took three years to complete. A brainwash that is so extensive and so clinically successful that what you have is a Zombie trying to lick his wounds back to normalcy.

More on the Madhouse in my next post.